Chun Fun

Jan

Yu Fa the Dalmatian
Male (Neutered)

Obviously, his favourite rapper is Snoop Dogg, cos Snoop Dogg is the combination of his favorite species- Human and Dogg! Wants to steal a pizza over the table but so much drama. Wants to catch his tail but just realizes what means by “furthest distance in the world”. The secret to staying young is never using the brain too much. He thinks Ooh Buy loves him so much cos he heard Jan once say “Girls always bite the people she loves”. To this, he is quite enjoying Ooh Buy’s love bite

Love: Snoop Dogg and when he is singing “da~da~da~da~da” of “The Next Episode”, Whizzer from 101 Dalmatian cos he can pee everywhere, leaving LOLx10 on people insta posts, Ooh Buy the BFF, whatever food that can be put into the mouth.

Hate: Only getting dog food while the human is having their feast.

Philosophy & quote:
“If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”

Ooh Buy the B.S.H
Female (Spayed)

Look at her. She is Ooh Buy. The kind of Ooh Buy who’s noble, arrogant, and comes with high wattage aura. Ooh Buy will snap our dog’s face (or sometimes us) just because she wants to do it. She will break our favourite mug just because she loves to hear the lovely smashing sounds. Sometimes she darts from room to room, jumps up and down on the furniture, and goes a little crazy in the middle of the night, just because she wants to protect us from our haunted house. But, who will get mad with the angel that was sent from heaven with furry bodies and lovely purring noise?

Love: Punches bitches on their face, Can’t wait to Insta a stupid human who tries to speak cat language “Meow”

Hate: Belly rub, Yu Fa, Human, World, Personally offended when you are not grooming yourself with a tongue

Philosophy & quote:
“2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, Einstein not sure about the former, and I m not sure about the latter.” by Ooh Buy